Cuttaljatsternibmidmiljig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate hummingbird.

Cuttaljatsternibmidmiljig created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuttaljatsternibmidmiljig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cuttaljatsternibmidmiljig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cuttaljatsternibmidmiljig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cuttaljatsternibmidmiljig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.