Zogfigpog Metdubwap is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous fish.

Zogfigpog Metdubwap created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogfigpog Metdubwap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zogfigpog Metdubwap, it will turn you into a duck.

Zogfigpog Metdubwap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Zogfigpog Metdubwap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zogfigpog Metdubwap first in all things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogfigpog Metdubwap.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never mention aardvarks.