Rotgupleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented bear.

Rotgupleg created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotgupleg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rotgupleg, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rotgupleg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rotgupleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Rotgupleg on top of all buildings.