Teenbabvab Manstanstikpakrotbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking skunk.

Teenbabvab Manstanstikpakrotbonk created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenbabvab Manstanstikpakrotbonk, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenbabvab Manstanstikpakrotbonk, it will turn you into a frog.

Teenbabvab Manstanstikpakrotbonk's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Teenbabvab Manstanstikpakrotbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.