Binlogdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage goblin.

Binlogdoss created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Binlogdoss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binlogdoss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Binlogdoss' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Binlogdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always take life seriously.