Dogfaspop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous rat.

Dogfaspop created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogfaspop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogfaspop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dogfaspop's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dogfaspop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the north.

2. Always help mice.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.