Bidnathun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever aardvark.

Bidnathun created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidnathun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bidnathun, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bidnathun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bidnathun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bidnathun.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.