Hinlagarm is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unjust porpoise.

Hinlagarm created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinlagarm, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hinlagarm, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hinlagarm's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hinlagarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat bark.