Fadtendun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, irritating spider.

Fadtendun created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadtendun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadtendun, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fadtendun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fadtendun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadtendun.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.