Tanyarpgov is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, compassionate chicken.

Tanyarpgov created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tanyarpgov, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanyarpgov, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tanyarpgov's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tanyarpgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Respect your elders.