Dotbopwan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical goblin.

Dotbopwan created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbopwan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotbopwan, she will ignore you.

Dotbopwan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dotbopwan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dotbopwan.

3. Do not take Dotbopwan's name in vain.

4. Worship no other gods but Dotbopwan.

5. Never eat bark.