Banhubbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid unicorn.

Banhubbarn created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banhubbarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Banhubbarn, it will torture you forever.

Banhubbarn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Banhubbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.