Fasvigjad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless cow.

Fasvigjad created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fasvigjad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fasvigjad, she will remove you from existence.

Fasvigjad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fasvigjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Never think about nebulae.