Pankendap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing frog.

Pankendap created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pankendap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pankendap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pankendap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pankendap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pankendap.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Pankendap loves sheep, so they must be respected.