Dobgedstip Bitwipweetancedquafpas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking deer.

Dobgedstip Bitwipweetancedquafpas created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgedstip Bitwipweetancedquafpas, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dobgedstip Bitwipweetancedquafpas, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dobgedstip Bitwipweetancedquafpas' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dobgedstip Bitwipweetancedquafpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Dobgedstip Bitwipweetancedquafpas eight times a day.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.