Dadsand is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, weak dryad.

Dadsand created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadsand, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dadsand, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dadsand's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear cyan ear rings.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.