Likquagbab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, charitable aardvark.

Likquagbab created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likquagbab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Likquagbab, he will not invite you to parties.

Likquagbab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Likquagbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Likquagbab on top of all buildings.