Sabbidmis is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair
ferret.
Sabbidmis created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sabbidmis, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Sabbidmis, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Sabbidmis' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Sabbidmis' Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Run away if three dogs approach from the south.
4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.
5. Always treat mites with great respect.