Nibzannel is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent rhinoceros.

Nibzannel created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nibzannel, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nibzannel, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nibzannel's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nibzannel's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nibzannel first in all things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.