Madgidboss is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful lizard.

Madgidboss created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Madgidboss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madgidboss, it will destroy your home solar system.

Madgidboss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Madgidboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Always obey Madgidboss' priests.

3. You must love Madgidboss.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat turnips.