Bomfedkin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving fox.

Bomfedkin created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomfedkin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bomfedkin, she will cry a lot.

Bomfedkin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bomfedkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Bomfedkin on top of important buildings.

2. Never jump near grasshopers.

3. Always obey Bomfedkin's priests.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.