Babmabtof Fabpodcun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy swallow.

Babmabtof Fabpodcun created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Babmabtof Fabpodcun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babmabtof Fabpodcun, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Babmabtof Fabpodcun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Babmabtof Fabpodcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.