Mifhugsan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful dragon.

Mifhugsan created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifhugsan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mifhugsan, it will be very sad.

Mifhugsan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Mifhugsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near dogs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mifhugsan.

3. Never skip in the presence of ants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if four cats approach from the south.