Tabtadzak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy butterfly.

Tabtadzak created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabtadzak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tabtadzak, he will ignore you.

Tabtadzak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tabtadzak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tabtadzak.

2. You must love Tabtadzak.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.