Cab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, emotional bat.

Cab created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cab, she will make you grow a tail.

Cab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cab.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always stare at clouds.