Fumsandlad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent gerbil.

Fumsandlad created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumsandlad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fumsandlad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fumsandlad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fumsandlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help sick manatees.