Gutladlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, uncaring parrot.

Gutladlarg created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutladlarg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gutladlarg, she will manifest in front of you.

Gutladlarg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gutladlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Never skip in holy places.