Artnuttflam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful gnu.

Artnuttflam created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artnuttflam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Artnuttflam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Artnuttflam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Artnuttflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Artnuttflam on top of all buildings.