Wigdogcim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish troll.

Wigdogcim created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigdogcim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wigdogcim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wigdogcim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wigdogcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not covet oxen.