Rulmaprull is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating eagle.

Rulmaprull created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulmaprull, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulmaprull, he will turn you into a dog.

Rulmaprull's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rulmaprull's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Do not make images of living things.