Piddinjad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful crocodile.

Piddinjad created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Piddinjad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Piddinjad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Piddinjad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Piddinjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Piddinjad.