Yamwegbut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive mink.

Yamwegbut created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamwegbut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yamwegbut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yamwegbut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yamwegbut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must never eat carrots.