Xenlatril is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome armadillo.

Xenlatril created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenlatril, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xenlatril, it will send you a sign.

Xenlatril's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xenlatril's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Xenlatril must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away if three sheep approach from the north.