Bissfigdubgov is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring naga.

Bissfigdubgov created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissfigdubgov, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bissfigdubgov, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bissfigdubgov's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bissfigdubgov's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three gold sculptures of Bissfigdubgov on top of important buildings.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not shave your arms.