Ominbepnil is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, moody hummingbird.

Ominbepnil created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominbepnil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ominbepnil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ominbepnil's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ominbepnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Ominbepnil loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat bananas.