Gepsatkar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable mink.

Gepsatkar created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsatkar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepsatkar, she will remove you from existence.

Gepsatkar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gepsatkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Gepsatkar loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.