Cinceblik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise yak.

Cinceblik created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinceblik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cinceblik, it will turn you into a frog.

Cinceblik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cinceblik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Cinceblik on top of important buildings.

2. Run away if three goats approach from the south.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sing near manatees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.