Yimquagdubladbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever badger.

Yimquagdubladbiss created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimquagdubladbiss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimquagdubladbiss, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yimquagdubladbiss' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yimquagdubladbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Yimquagdubladbiss loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Yimquagdubladbiss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.