Gedsagfonyok is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable whale.

Gedsagfonyok created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedsagfonyok, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gedsagfonyok, he will turn you into a mole.

Gedsagfonyok's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gedsagfonyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gedsagfonyok.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Gedsagfonyok on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.