Labbarnlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, charitable unicorn.

Labbarnlarg created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Labbarnlarg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Labbarnlarg, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Labbarnlarg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Labbarnlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Labbarnlarg.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Feed all hungry ants.