Gupdodpasquafjop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy ferret.

Gupdodpasquafjop created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gupdodpasquafjop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gupdodpasquafjop, he will be very unhappy.

Gupdodpasquafjop's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gupdodpasquafjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Gupdodpasquafjop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always wear indigo.