Bumgebfit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable manatee.

Bumgebfit created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumgebfit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumgebfit, it will torture you forever.

Bumgebfit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bumgebfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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