Cedboglig Tifqueegpom Cepkapgan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, merciful rat.

Cedboglig Tifqueegpom Cepkapgan created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedboglig Tifqueegpom Cepkapgan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cedboglig Tifqueegpom Cepkapgan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cedboglig Tifqueegpom Cepkapgan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cedboglig Tifqueegpom Cepkapgan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide from orange turtles for they are unholy.