Bimnullfen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental fly.

Bimnullfen created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimnullfen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bimnullfen, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bimnullfen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bimnullfen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bimnullfen.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Bimnullfen loves dolphins, so they must be respected.