Bossqueegtab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate skunk.

Bossqueegtab created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossqueegtab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bossqueegtab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bossqueegtab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bossqueegtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Bossqueegtab.