Wabfubbin Labbelltig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful wren.

Wabfubbin Labbelltig created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabfubbin Labbelltig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wabfubbin Labbelltig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wabfubbin Labbelltig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wabfubbin Labbelltig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not shave your chest.
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