Bunlib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish ant.

Bunlib created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bunlib, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bunlib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bunlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bunlib's name in vain.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide from cyan horses for they are unholy.
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