Cennigfompod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent fish.

Cennigfompod created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Cennigfompod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cennigfompod, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cennigfompod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cennigfompod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four otters approach from the south.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cennigfompod.