Bapmadsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing penguin.

Bapmadsaf created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapmadsaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bapmadsaf, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bapmadsaf's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bapmadsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always obey Bapmadsaf's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always take life seriously.