Sandyakjab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate parrot.

Sandyakjab created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandyakjab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandyakjab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sandyakjab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sandyakjab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six snails approach from the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. You must love Sandyakjab.

5. Hide from yellow hamsters for they are unholy.